I finished the triathalon. However, I believe I am probably the slowest swimmer of all time. As I passed the last buoy during my swim, one of the safety guys in the boat said to me, by means of encouragement, “Hey, at least you’re doing something with your life!” Presumably, he had nothing more encouraging worth saying. Also, I was passed on the bike riding portion by a woman who was riding a bike with a banana seat. Here’s a couple pics, including one of Justin, my triathalon partner in crime.
