INSTANT MOVIE REVIEW: BAD BOYS 2 Jerry Bruckheimer must be stopped. He is a bad, bad man. Lest you think I exaggerate, consider this string of crimes against our culture: “Armageddon,” “Pearl Harbor,” “Gone in 60 Seconds,” and “Coyote Ugly.” Yes, it’s true that he made “Top Gun,” which is generally considered one of the greatest movies of all time, but certainly the grace period for that isolated moment of genious has past. Besides, he negated “Top Gun” when he made “Days of Thunder,” which is also known as “Top Gun for Rednecks.” This time, Bruckheimer, and his evil minion Michael Bay have done it again, with “Bad Boys 2,” a loud, annoying and ridiculous monstrosity. Consider that in it, one person is butchered, a truck full of corpses is dumped on the highway and run over (one is decapitated. . . thanks Jerry!) and drugs are fished out of corpses in the morgue by Will Smith. All of this is in service of a plot which involves Smith and Martin Lawrence (our bad boys) fighting a slimy latin drug dealer who is importing Extacy into Miami. Whoop-de-do. I give it a 2 out of 10. Fuck you, Jerry Bruckheimer!
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