Shiny, Silver, Sleek
How Can I Live Without You
My Pretty iPhone
An original haiku, dated 2.15.08
Author Archive for Fake Paul Feng
My man purse is a little too small so I’ve set out to find a new one.I need something that doesn’t look too feminine (read, no embroidery or floral patterns), is large enough to hold my Kindle (yes, I kept it), as well as my many other items (wallet, keys, phone…).Seriously, is this too much to ask? Where does a dude go to buy such a purse? Throw me a bone y’all.
I love Steve Jobs. He is too cool for school. I’ve loved him since 1984 when I first got my Mac 128. It was love at first sight. And it has stayed strong for 24 years!I am going to start wearing black turtlenecks and jeans.
I dislike Scrabble (or the Facebook version Scrabulous). Why? Because people make up stupid words that they don’t know the meaning of. For example, what the heck does “jeso” mean?
Also, I hate people who clog the boards. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
Finally, stop harassing me over and over when it’s time to play my turn. I GOT THE MESSAGE THE FIRST TIME!