Archive for the 'fun' Category

Bush Sex Roleplay – “Nobody screws this country like you, W!”

An amazing way to peel an egg.

What is the difference between an dwarf and a midget?

From the British version of the Office.

Tiger Woods wants to endorse your product.

Think about it…

Charlie Rose interviews himself about technology.

Audrey is just checking…

tukmein.jpgTake a look at Audrey’s recent note, where she wonders (again) if her mom, my sister, is angry. I mean, how angry could she be? (My mom’s translation into Chinese is beneath the actual note.)

My new cologne line

I’ve been planning an extension to the Paul Feng brand – colognes. I have a three part series, kind of like how Calvin Klein had Obsession, and Eternity, etc.

Here are mine:

  • Paul Feng’s Temerity
  • Paul Feng’s Inexorable
  • Paul Feng’s Interminable

Look for them in fine stores soon!

“Sometimes you are stupid…”

Check out this note that my niece Audrey wrote to her mom, my sister. It was packaged with another note that started out, “for my sweet mommy.” You can see this and other exploits of the Simon family at their blog.

Two fun things today…

One day I’ll get some time and post some of my amazing ideas and insights, but until such time as write up my amazing ideas and insights, you’ll just have to make do with fun and interesting little tidbits like this that I encounter when I’m catching up on my blogs during lunch.

Like this funny video of a 3 year old explaining Star Wars…

Or this cool crayon game that I’d like to play with…

Paulisms

I was cleaning out my computer the other day, when I found a great gem – a list of wise sayings that I’ve compiled over the years. When I say compiled, I don’t mean that these are quotes that other people said that I liked. They’re my own. Take a look at the “Paulisms” section. (the header of this page.)

You know how Prince never listens to anyone elses music than his own? It’s kind of like that.