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Spanish Basketball team makes fun of themselves.

Paul — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 01:49:02 +0000

Take a look at this team picture the Spanish Basketball team took before the Olympics, where they got together for a team picture, except where they are all doing that slanty-eyes thing that we Asians all got in third grade from the ignorant bully kid whose dad and brothers beat him at home.

Many on the internet are saying that the Spanish Basketball team is racist. Or Spain is full of racists. After all, many Spanish soccer / football fans routinely make monkey noises at African players from other teams. Whether they are or are not racist, it’s only fitting that the Chinese and Indians are going to eat their lunch while they’re busy making hooting noises at soccer stadiums. Haha.

Bush Sex Roleplay – “Nobody screws this country like you, W!”

Paul — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 21:34:32 +0000

Shorts at work? Wrong.

Paul — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 16:50:21 +0000

The NY Times has an article about shorts at work. Apparently they are ‘in’, or something. I call bullshit. I’m not that fashionable, but I doubt it will ever be desirable to look like Pinocchio at work.

Comcast Sucks

Paul — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 22:27:57 +0000

I have long been considering joining the Comcast Haters club, but now consider me an official member.

It’s not bad enough that I have to pay these jerks almost $200 a freaking month, (not to mention the other $120 bucks my fiance pays) and that my service goes out all the time, (modem failed, weak signal, both in the past month) but do I really have to deal with their shoddy, rude and incompetent customer service people too?

Me: “My channels were out for days at a time because of the weak signal. Can I get a service credit?”
Anthony in the South Bay Comcast office: “There’s no refunds for that. You don’t have a work order for that.”
Me: “Can I speak with your manager?”
Anthony in the South Bay Comcast office: “There’s no manager.”
Me: “Really? I find that hard to believe”
Anthony in the South Bay Comcast office: “Well, there might be one wandering around… no, he’s not here right now.”

WTF, Comcast. You really do suck, as the internet well knows:Check out a Google search for [Comcast sucks]. Or join the Comcast haters group on Facebook.

Oh, and your commercials suck too. Really badly.

Update: After emailing comcast-cares (see comments) I was refunded for an entire month’s service. Thanks, Comcast. You gotta respect that they’re trying, even though some of their front-line customer service reps are still pretty bad.

Young children don’t spell well.

Paul — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 02:06:34 +0000

Audrey (my niece) and her friends worked on a school project that looked like this:

Then she and her friends made a poster explaining what they did. Very well explained, but their spelling could use some work.

The seamy underbelly of the Republican Party

Paul — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 09:36:10 +0000

It should come as no surprise that the ugly side of the Republican Party is emerging again, now that they are staring defeat in the face. After all, this is the party whose big tent is enough for David Duke. From “terrorist fist jabs” to the insistence on calling Obama, Barack “Hussein” Obama, there’s no end to the moronic attacks Obama is going to see.

Check out this smug, self satisfied, racist bullshit. A website in Utah is selling a stuffed monkey doll that they call, “The Sock Obama.” That’s pretty freaking racist if you ask me.

Dennis Kucinich – the only person in the House of Representatives who is doing his job.

Paul — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 06:43:13 +0000

Ever since George Bush started using lies to start wars where thousands of American soldiers and hundreds of thousands of Iraqi civilians die, I have wondered how it was that our House of Representatives could be so full of cowards. As far as I’m concerned, if a sitting president violates his oath to protect the constitution as egregiously as this one has, causing people to DIE, and you take impeachment “off the table” as Nancy Pelosi did, then you are derelict in your duties. According to Article II, Section 4 of the Constitution these clowns are sworn to uphold:

The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.

Note that it says “shall be removed,” not “can be optionally be removed if it is convenient.” It seems like it would be your DUTY if you’re in the House of Representatives. Not your option. Of course, our pitiful and weaselly politicians will do nothing, since they don’t want to rock the boat on an election year.

But thank god for Dennis Kucinich, seemingly the only sane person in the House of Representatives. He recently brought articles of impeachment against George Bush which makes him my hero. And everyone else in the House can, as Hansel in Zoolander said, “can derilick my balls.”

An amazing way to peel an egg.

Paul — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 22:02:05 +0000

Cool look at the evolution of company logos…

Paul — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 18:03:34 +0000

Neatorama is a cool website that posts about neat things. They recently had a cool post showing the evolution of company logos. Take a look.

What is the difference between an dwarf and a midget?

Paul — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 22:42:06 +0000

From the British version of the Office.