• The best way to remove sticker residue is with the sticker itself.
• Promptness is the best drug.
• Scorpions need to be cooked with care, otherwise they just taste like scorpions.
• Humidity is like a guest who has overstayed his welcome. It is overbearing and rude.
• Moistness is the essence of youth. Everyone wants to stay young. You do the math.
• There’s a thin line between rubbing and chafing. (Maui ’06)
• The sun is like a charming, boisterous friend. At first, it’s great. Then…
• Selling a magazine to men called Mens Vogue is like selling underwear called mens panties.
Jeanetteisms
• The simple pleasures are the best pleasures.
• A smile goes a long way.